SHEREMETYEVO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, MOSCOW — NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has rejected the continent of Antarctica’s offer to shelter him from American prosecution, sources close to Snowden report.
“I know that beggars can’t be choosers in a situation like this, but honestly, did they think I would go all the way down to the barren wasteland of Antarctica just to receive asylum?” balked Snowden. “I’m not that desperate.”