WASHINGTON, D.C. — Employees at the National Security Agency have been less than popular with the American public ever since it was revealed that they listen to and read private phone and email messages on a daily basis. But an innovative new counter-tactic has proven quite effective in ruffling the agency’s feathers, and agents have been quitting their jobs at record rates.
“We just started getting bombarded with spoilers. Everything we watch, everything we read – it’s all been spoiled!” cried Daniel Jensen, an NSA agent of 5 years.
AMERICA, FKA LAND OF THE FREE — This week saw two revelations about the National Security Agency surface in succession. First, on Wednesday, The Guardian reported that the NSA has been collecting information on all of Verizon’s customers on an “ongoing, daily basis” since April. The very next day, the Washington Post reported that the NSA, along with the FBI, has been tapping into the servers of nine U.S. Internet companies and extracting everything from emails to video chats.
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