Film Critics Experience Existential Angst in Wake of Sharknado

Critics say: “Enough Already!”

Twitter was abuzz yesterday and today over the premiere of SyFy’s Sharknado, the latest disaster flick from the basic cable channel that features a cyclone of Selachii overcoming the humble small-town folk of Los Angeles. Despite mediocre ratings, the film was a social media phenomenon, garnering nearly 1,500 unique tweets a throughout the night.

In response, film critics have begun to question their career paths and, in some cases, the very meaning of life itself.

Aquaman Eagerly Awaits Big Screen Adaptation

LOS ANGELES, CA — As Iron Man 3 makes its US premiere today, super hero movies are more ubiquitous than ever. Marvel Studios will be releasing at least 8 films over the next two years, and the Superman reboot has already been given an Oscar based on its trailer alone.

Unfortunately, one superhero has been left out of all the filmscreen fervor.