FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — “I found some spare change in my pocket. I’d donate it to Detroit to help their bankruptcy, but it’d probably start a gang war.”
After sending this tweet into the ether of the internet, 26-year-old Florida native Charles Bomspear sat back in his chair and congratulated himself.
“I usually try to get at least one brilliant tweet out every day. Looks like I get to turn my brain off early today,” he said, hands clasped behind his head in triumphant relaxation. He kicked his feet up onto his desk.